the chocolate factory
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the chocolate factory
making brown butterscotch
quicker than shite
eat-it at night
before dawns uprising
significant morning glory
stiffness needing eased
knuckle shuffle time
watch for stains
and crispy tissues
on the shagpile
drenched in dewdrops
dripping devil's dumplings
distended dangling duo
riddled with ringworm
pulsating priapismic pop
goes the weasel
goes the hymen
and squeaks amen!
legs spread enticingly
lubed and ready
big end oiled
ass in gear
run like hell
from poofy Patrick
with his cucumber
before he pokes
it somewhere significant
- up yer bum,
and stretches your
shirt tail entrance
round rubber ring
rudimentary in use
as a ballcock
but more pleasurable
if flushed properly
around the rim
best use Vim!
spread and skim
smooths the skin
a good sandpapering
wet and dry
like (lightly-soiled) nappies
eradicating clinging turds
refusing to shift
from one cheek
while smearing another
with botty juice
and hemorrhoid cream
Beryl's old recipe