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Originally Posted by DSJR

The lack of decent barbers in this country is very noticable, unless it's a "HiFi Enthusiast" thang.... ;)

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An indian friend once told me never make friends with a monkey and never make enemies with them. In my experience that has turned out to be very good advice. I dont trust the crafty wee buggers.

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Originally Posted by colinB

An indian friend once told me never make friends with a monkey and never make enemies with them. In my experience that has turned out to be very good advice. I dont trust the crafty wee buggers.

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Poor fellas get a bad press...how about this for cuteness :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/ear...Indonesia.html

I lived in India for a bit and lost count of the times i was robbed by monkeys.
I felt safer when i lived in Camberwell. Plus i scared of a gang of them in our yard after they started ripping up the plants ( i pointed a broom at them as they think its a gun ). They got their own back by going up on my roof, ripping my washing of the line , and shitting all over my clothes.
I think Jane Goodall would agree with me when i say monkeys are just very naughty adolescents.

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Originally Posted by Techno Commander

Yep, one of the (in)famous Barbary Macaques that roam the rock in Gibraltar. A safetly zipped and secured rucksack is no problem to the nimble fingered lunch thieves. :)

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You're not kidding. When I saw them in Gib, a guy was feeding one of the apes M&Ms one at a time from a large bag he had 'concealed' in the pocket of his cargo shorts. Big mistake. 10 seconds later his shorts were in shreds around his ankles and a very smug looking ape was munching from a large bag of M&Ms.:lol:

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Them monkeys know every trick in the book, so its better to just hand over the munchies quickly to one or two, otherwise all hell breaks loose.

Here is one of my more recent photos:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7438755/alan-partridge.jpg

Looking good, it looks like you've lost some weight recently!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5geSsJSGBc...0/fat+alan.jpg

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Originally Posted by colinB

I lived in India for a bit and lost count of the times i was robbed by monkeys.
I felt safer when i lived in Camberwell. Plus i scared of a gang of them in our yard after they started ripping up the plants ( i pointed a broom at them as they think its a gun ). They got their own back by going up on my roof, ripping my washing of the line , and shitting all over my clothes.
I think Jane Goodall would agree with me when i say monkeys are just very naughty adolescents.

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Me too..! Bombay 97-02.
On Elephanta island there is a cafe ( loose term) where the waiters carry catapults in a futile attempt to stop the monkeys nicking yer dosa.

91-92 Uttar Pradesh/Delhi. That was just before trade opened up and India started to make money.
I cant remember seeing any woman wear jeans then, all trad saris. Different country now!