into the muck
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into the muck
which by luck
squelchingly absorbed the
cracking sound of
solidified bell-end cheese
a Lidl special
At smeggy prices
grab the offer
By its tags
a blowjob for-£5
every little helps
A Tesco special
delivery of stork
used as lube
up a tube
with pickled walnuts
showz yer storky!
cock her doodle-do
fire it in
make her crow
flavoured soup with
with bits-of pig-in
sprinkled with crispy
Cheesy pork scratching
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and scampi fries
cheesy dip, sir?
not fish fingers?
Dip your sprat
in her fat
and greasy dish
some lady soup
curdled and cold
purple and engorged
veins throbbing like
a Wankel rotary
Wheeled zimmer frame
into the brothel
For penioner freebies
primed and ready
here comes Freddy
Daddy's gone Al-fresco
after visiting Tesco
their fishy dept
smell the salty
old dogs behind
her visible petticoat
Torn and shabby
from repeated beasting
Especially wild boarings
a nice hind-end