who remain unimpressed
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who remain unimpressed
by Chinese whispers
or Chinese burns
F'ing cold now.
said the cow
as she rubbed
herself against a
gatorised gay man
sporting a tented
pair of chinos
unzipping them revealed
pink frilly knickers
stolen from Mary's
nether garment driver
soaked in wee-wee
with brown skid-marks
and darker clingons
adorning the gusset
just add cornflakes
and strawberry jam
massage into pish-flaps
cottage cheese abounds
fill a delphia
around the rim
of her quim
then just skim
around the rim
of chocolate factory
and fragrant fudgies
freshly toasted budgies
found in cludgie
in bloody stools
the captains log
the swiss roll
star date 2012
Uhuru's short skirt
its life captain
small furry beaver
building a dam
of macerated poo
watch the fluids
sniff the solids
lick the cream
stoke the boiler
shag the growler
feed her sausage
fire the beans
up her sphincter
with roofing nails
ram 'em in!