stuck in first-gear
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stuck in first-gear
revving the balls
off her mobilty-scooter
for fast getaway
pension-book in hand
full throttle wheelspin
Zimmer dragging behind
sparking off asphalt
illuminating pink-lace basque
and blue-rinse hairdo
stop-it you tease;)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
give her a-squeeze
enough of-the sleaze
she's got fleas
she's-a sweet pea
a wet pee
against-a dry tree
bough to bow
cupids arrow strikes
puncturing her nappy
Daddy loves bitty
causing acid rain
Water sports abound
get female round
Or suffer penalty
full of pish
her Tena Lady
Expanding exponentially from
Bradford to Brentford
Galway to Glasgae
I've got Tourettes
of the eyes
Fucular or biocular
gives that look
like poisoned pork
it's murderous meat
that wrecks marriages
by being pretty
disgustingly smelly and
shockingly miss sharpened
shit or bust
in tight brassiere
with industrial grade
nipple clamps squeezed
the remaining milk
onto his pudding
next to his
tripe and onions
and bumfluff trimmings
better than sprouts