custard and frays
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custard and frays
Your rhubarb stick
a sore point
As Mr Turing
did some murring
Seeing lips move
Nice centre parting
open to view
two way traffic
one-way continuous arousal
needs hosing down
like horny dog
with permanent stiffy
a percy pointer
supporting the weight
of his boxers
love and hate
across the baws
girth versus length
just a fatty..
acid in search
of space & mushrooms
madrigal in size
like tangerine nightmare
peeling back the
deep purple zeppelin
ready to dock
and roll over
for pre-coital insertion
massage gas bags
are best Nigella
in your oven
slam it in
shit your pants
or somebody else's
Urrggh, dirty boy
all spattered with
last night's curry
Stings like buggery
how d'you know? :eyebrows:
Bobby said so
Bobby's been around
with his Zimmer :D
he borrowed from
my stock of
surgical appliances and
big fat cucumbers :eyebrows:
for zimmer making
a tipsy wobble
with the threewheeler