that you drive
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that you drive
forcefully up the
kybur pass slowly
but surely till
the barbed wire
the spare tyre
needs pumping up
by full bladder
emptied into nappy
and Sepp Blatter
cried like baby
pamper my botty
says the mad-hatter
to Harry Potter
while stroking his
big magic wand
was in wonderland
With slack Alice
ramming her box
like a rabbit
Batteries not included
nevertheless she proceeded
in-a disorderly manner
knickers around her
throat; bra opened
paps unleashed and
standing to attention
nipples like dinner-plates
Blah Blah Blah
forget the smalltalk
get on backwards
can be awkward
slip it in
sideways on with
corkscrew action causing
a sore spot
needing soothed with
wire brush and
pair of pliers
countersunk bit required
with pump action
Over and under
full throttle ahead
slamdunk the bed
harder she said
moaner lisa screamed
enigmatically swallowing his
Lemon curd piece
his DaVinci cod
battered and weeping