reddening all the
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reddening all the
bare bumpy bits
cushioned by cotton
woolly damp knickers
can be very
accident prone for
various unexpected leakages
and thick fog-like
fart gas emitted
sulphur and oxygen
just doesn't mix
into cocktails well
unless Molotov mixes-it
Inside my cornhole
a stinky Vesuvius
Erupts every hour
the eggy tang
Sweet and sour
assaults your nostrils
And hazing eyes
runs down your
leg, like diarrhoea
molten magma mixed
with liquid jobby
only at subway
the 'Daily Specials'
because once a
bacon buttie was
monkey ass stamped
Doris's lovely baps
I love Doris
back in the-day
like Calamity Jane
she hand pulled
a knob off
the Mr Whippy
suck my cone
blow my prism
squeeze the sauce
from the head
while in bed
in another Univers
watch with mother
the porn channel
the bristol channel
Causing ups-n-downs for
old salty seamen
bobbin up 'n down
On the good-ship-Venus
calling interplanetary craft