Thank you sister
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Thank you sister
bless your socks
for they stink
of overipe stilton
and festering gangrene
served with jockstrap
caked with Camembert
And drizzled pish
a house special
From minging chef
Hoo Flung Dung
Hong Kong Phooey
battered balls of
Sweet & Sour Chicken
kicked in privates
that might hurt...
knackered knackers do
as do privates
being inspected by
miss corporal punishment
do you now? :)
pubic school fun
bad in showers?
don't drop soap
Whoops. Sorry 'bout-that
'Ere, 'av this...
ya gribblin' donkey
gobble ma sausage
wiggly diggly doo
said Julian Clary
sniff ma boz
no bloody chance
you could wax
spray on, rip
inhale the tang
strips the paint
with cheesy pungency
reminiscent of-a viking's
cod piece simmered
in stagnent brine
fresh, bouncy, green
Splat on floor
mop it up
said Nora Batty
while thrusting the
her steel tights
hard agaainst the
hairline of-his crotch
causing a protrusion
MegaCompo boner stylie