Falling off wall
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Falling off wall
after Humpty Dumpty
pumped against wall
spraying his albumen
Over her yolk
dipped and violated
By toasty finger
sniff the tip
savour the marmite
add some salt
lick, then chew
chew, then spit
Camberwell Green's best
and only park
where figits bred
ging frae fanta-pants
and flasher's jackets
for easy access
to back door
:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
flap frooging and
generally fooking about
wi ma hoosers
which smelled of
graunch paste with
Stale johnny paste
warmed by friction
stalled by stiction
strangled by diction
it's all fiction
Except the paste
lets make haste
roll in it
breadcrumbs then deep-fry
Help! I'm Dead!
I'll hold-a rope
I'll make-a noose
around your bell-end
needs-a good tug
damn well hung
plenty of girth
Like Mammoth's trunk
can of Tizer
Appetizer for big...
boys to tempt
big girls for
some horizontal jogging
Dirty rotten blighter
Pink or brown
relax little brother