its all abuse ;)
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its all abuse ;)
Spank the monkey ?
watch the banana
stiff and bendy
stroked by Wendy
licked by Mandy
poor master Bates
bated and battered
like a sausage..
squirt the sauce
over it's length
Then sink teeth
excite not bite
His fruit pastiles
and his spangles
up the flagpole
savour its girth
slippery when wet
...and shiny always
keep it buffed
and smelling fresh
as Grannie's stockings
reinforced double gusset
with an opening
for self-pleasuring
and organic cucumbers
and giant plums
wrapping her gums
Around her falsies
slurping for Wales
Teeth chattering off...
fart of sound
sniff my gas
Sweeter than feet
nicer than inches
ive gone metric :doh:
Grant's three inches
is now eight ;)
after looking at
some dodgy pictures
of cucumber insertions
hiding under mac
better than pc?
showz yer 'storky'
whipping the crankshaft
baby eating bishop
bashing the bishop
into the pulpit
of carnal sin
three hail marys