Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

fill her cone

with ice cream

shoving a Flake

and some sprinkles

dipped in nuts

gotta have nuts

for your butts

to part ways...

and cheeks maybe

Geoff... nasty avatar

naughty spank botty

With a kipper

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

Geoff... nasty avatar

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Yes. I know. :lol:

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Yes. I know. :lol:

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has the 3rd one got 2 bellybuttons or has she/it swallowed her/its g-string:hmm:

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I certainly Dont

That's better Geoff... (whew!)

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

That's better Geoff... (whew!)

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So many women say that to me! :eyebrows: :D

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

So many women say that to me! :eyebrows: :D

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Not three words..

:rfl:

but this is

sook ma bobby

in some oil

sook not soak

sook ma lolly

lolly for soukh

vindaloo flavour please

spicy ring-sting

a goshtly bhuna

A flaccid nan

sad and dishevelled

ulcerated gums mean

No licky t'sticky

wood in't 'ole-then!

peel my banana

err....no thanks

Hard boiled Haggerty

soft boiled haggis

wet roasted toast

dry roasted nuts....

Spit roasted hooker

notta great looka

ugly as sin

unlike sexy Jean

been to Harlow?

Are girls easy ?

often hard work

often beats talent

Often spanks monkey

no hard proof

speak da troof

said organ grinder

stroking his Cumberland