and rather squishy
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and rather squishy
thus preventing insertion
or another perversion
other hole diversion
Phil MacCrevice was
friends with Dick
the Dobber, who
with Phil Mckracken
podgered Ben Dover
when he bent...
over Hugh Jass
seeing a smile
like no other
a cheeky grin
Toothless yet pokey
up for mischief
that menacing dennis
touching where prohibited
can cause jail-time
for rampant pervs
standing to attention
outside public lavs
dirty mac brigade
'Pointing Percy' at
long arm of
the ape like
creature standing beside
the public drinking-fountain
whilst bending over
the prostate jehovah
praying for water
or vicar's daughter
praying for tablender
bender over table
OO er Matron
is thatta daffodil
Poking out of
that rudimentary canal
full of punts
groans and grunts
from all concerned
while watching wrestling
Hamsters versus Gerbils
no contest said
Jeremey Clarkson whilst
he tripped over
his oversized fundoshi
slang for cock
and leaky soup
on leaking boat