stop leaking frantics
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stop leaking frantics
from taking the
Johnson from the
quilted absorbent core
without dripping unduly
forming globules of
Tena, what else?
perhaps pee-pee?
Urine the mood?
For dancin', romancin'
and panty prancin'
But, wait Gladys........
said Humpty, haughtily
exhibiting his frillies
(his panty fetish?) :eyebrows:
bugger, that hurt
not John, surely?
he's a cad
with a fad
for gusset sniffing.......
and large foreheads
riddled with luminescent
"light emissions" (Oxford English)
His cyclops eye
only seeing pavement
and dog poo
Winking blindly, contorted
he ambled towards
a pile of...
Chudmunters, merrily munching
sewer-rat Pot Noodle
Not Poodle! Eurrrggh
separating sinew from
haven't sinew lately
since that party
Oh god, not
Yo Cunningham's gay
It was strange
how your face
repulses even Gargoyles
possessing skidmarked pants
that bleach withstand
frantic scrubbing with
panic stricken faces
before she discovers
the lost ring!
and smell of
diabolical pulchritudinous stench
impregnated by butt-cheeks
of the bottiest