chew the beef
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chew the beef
poor old cow
maid her milky
but without smallpox
and nasty bigpox
Caught in Jenners
big ol stockings
called Nora specials
oh so wrinkly
and covering crinkly
old tartan legs
spreadeagled for action
stuffing the haggis
into animal stomach
like burd seed
to be pecked
in her box ;)
of mad frogs
with wobbly willies
Jetsome then flopsome
titties out for
The naughy boys
tugging their toys
bouncing their balls
polishing the tuds
handling their flies
oiling their zips
which conceal a
bushy brer rabbit
sporting a stiffy
looking for burrow
in her furrow
ploughing right up
to the hump
in her sump
with your lump
causing a bump
needs a jump
aint getting one :eek:
just getting on
for a ride
electric shocks inside
Deterring only wise
men with gifts
chocolate-flavoured condoms and
big fat sausages
and plum bags
all nicely wrapped
inside cotton panties
smelling of old