The old Flake advert, and how it's 'girth' was handled by the wee girly in question, was much more interesting...:eyebrows:
Marco.
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The old Flake advert, and how it's 'girth' was handled by the wee girly in question, was much more interesting...:eyebrows:
Marco.
Another rock 'n' roll legend :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Story goes that when the fuzz busted Jagger for dope in the '60s, Maid Marianne was lying on the bed naked, completely off her nut - with a Mars bar up her lady bits and shouting 'Im a chocolate machine ... come an' get it !!'
Nic Roeg quoted it in the film 'Performance' ... when Chas arrives at Turner's house one early morning and there's a couple of Mars bars next to the milk on the front step :rofl:
She had a lot of problems inherited from her mum alas.
I once saw a programme on Channel 4 about myth/legends, and one of the items was something to do with this Mars Bar thing. A glamour model 'road tested' various chocolate bars. Winner was the four finger KitKat.
Wide road?
I imagine so, and probably no grassy verge (as is the fashion these days). I bet the KitKat was pre-frozen, in order to go the distance. Maybe it's my age, but I couldn't help thinking it was a terrible waste of good chocolate. I've just remembered, Curly Wurly was one of the other contenders - she can keep that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebottle
I should imagine the Curly Wurly tended to buckle in the middle !!??Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
A giant Toblerone should prove suitably stimulating. :D
I'm sure they would work a treat, and as the peaks wear down she could rotate it 120 degrees for a fresh point. More peaks per inch in those days for her pleasure. Modern Toblerones are pathetic ;)
In a vain attempt to raise the tone of this conversation - I put up the Christmas tree and decorated it yesterday. Still can't yet get into the spirit of Christmas.