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she slid her
cotton panties down
the flag pole
and he misfired
His saluting gun
such was his
Premature unfurling and....
unfortunate fluid leakage
Resulting in red-face
and a disappointed
Flag envelope seals
squeeze my prit-stick
glue goo screw
drain his balls
check his smalls
for stubborn skidmarks
caused by sprouts
not digesting fully
and mince pies
with pork pies
and Nigella's buns
requiring eaten gently
whilst squeezing cherry
Lungie's mountains of-flesh :stalks:
Veggies do gobbles
As do chickens
Poke a poulet
under a duvet
up feathery downs
for perverted clowns
Krusty old fool
pulled his tool
out of bag
waved like flag
(you keeping your head down a bit Bev. Not a lot from you lately. Or are you up to something? :))
to-attract old slag
on the rag
for the foxes
(Hi Geoff... I am definitely up to something!!) :eek::eek: :doh:
fond of cox's
orders to pull
pump till full
(Bev is being enigmatic :hmm:)
to the top
(I'm just a mysterious kinda gal!)
then drive away
the flies and
huge big spiders
I have aversion..
to little willies :eyebrows: ;)
:rfl::rfl:
no to spiders
inside your shoes
I loathe them