let Big-Bawz in
Printable View
let Big-Bawz in
burning ring of
curry fuelled fire
causing helmet rash
Needing some protection
from the rampaging
Marcos lust monster
kept tamed by
stool and whip
eases the swelling
but increases reddening
along the shaft
causing severe throbbing
and purple veins
of velvety manganese
grab the bulb
yank it out
and spit down
rubba dub dub
three men in
Dinny wanta ban
then return my-dress
Said Julian Clary
To Fannie Licker
or I'll ram
Mr Love in
where it belongs
inside a moist
ham roll & mustard
Wot, no hotdog?
slap my frankfurter
squirt my mustard
Is it spicy?
Said the actress
to the audiophile
who didn't respond
mouth was full
of expensive cables
thick ones, with
silver and gold
and fat plugs
and super slugs
with malodorous flange-jelly
Made by playtex
De-flowered by Durex
banged by semtex
Cancelled by Tampax
don't pull string
or she'll blow
will she swallow?