rhymes with pharts
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rhymes with pharts
and with darts
or private parts
must be covered
with a nappy
to stop pampering
or pervy tampering
with her knickers
twisted like sisters
stained by misters
...and sergeant majors
all sporting ragers
slap my thigh
stroking his swagger-stick
maximising its rigidity
till it blows
for rear entry
speakerphone with buzzer
its good to
avoid being bad
tickling Nancy's fancy
Nancy's beard was
down between her
knees due to
a massive cellulite
injection between her
rumpy pumpy area
causing double buttock-sandwich
which is nice
for the eating
prefer battered sausages
or battered fish
which makes swimming....
as wet as
steamed haddock tripes
wearing vertical stripes
no gripes, she's
full of salty
cod swimming around
and man tadpoles
leaving fishy residues
a fish soup
her bathwater resembled
Grimsby docks on
a bad day
at black rock
Where Martha removed
two big stones
and a hampton
wick by sawing