death is imminent
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death is imminent
or even sooner
scoop-out her spleen
said Mr Sheen
to Letitia Dean
whilst squirting his
green garden hose
on her bush
fire, cooling the
ginger singed minge
infested with crabs
seaweed beach party
inhale the kippers
and chicken dippers
wet arse again
major TENA failure
causing steaming privates
to be exposed
oh lordy my
Richard can-be seen
nursing his baldy
waxed private bits
and swollen boabby
big purple bulb
bright red plums
and a partridge...
some old socks
dipped in port
cheese & wine?
taste better for-it
fumigate her pishers
Shes got two?
flaps, of course
Flappers eat spam
flavoured pork swords
middle-leg meat tastes
burger king special
Butt-hole sauce please
arson's an offence
And its spiked
but well liked
by sweaty Betty
the sexy invertabroad
known as Marco's
big black brabus
outpacing BMW M5s
and other push-bikes;)
scratch and sniff
your ball sack
smelling bicycle seat