roasting weevils by
Printable View
roasting weevils by
metallurgical refining process
Pilot Tobias Wilcock
pioneered in the
old pioneering days
before Pioneer [CD players] existed
I no peer (anag)
he is queer (no anag)
OohLaLa a Ginger (Beer)
what's happening here?
Tis rhyme ifear
so doncha sneer
stand and leer
n'watch her smear
over your ear
through her sheer
latex bondage gear
Enough! Cried Pinnochio
more to go
Snitch just grows
from the nose
down2 your toes
via universal translation..........
for the nation
supremely outlandish speakers
wears your sneakers
What, walking does ?
said Mrs Fuzz
to Big Muff
up the duff
during the winter-months
the stupid c*nts
for their stunts...
tied live badgers
in the Raja
chewing curried sausages
Really, How Uncouth!
it was very...
tastfully performed with ...........
mouth and tongue
wrapped around meaty
tubes of goo
rather like floppy
wrigging in perfect.........
harmony to the...
incessant chuffing, emitting
without green fumes
pungent intestinal gas
which violently exploded
botty burp-like