Well at least you were Dennis Waterman in his heyday, and not "New Tricks" with his comedy teeth.
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Well at least you were Dennis Waterman in his heyday, and not "New Tricks" with his comedy teeth.
"It's a cut throat world out there Terry, dog eat cat"
Yeah, they were bad. Looked like a freshly painted white picket fence!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I think he'd been watching the Dick Emery show, and thought "That's a good look".
Tell me about it, mate. Problem is, when it's tucked down your trousers, the 'bulk' bumps into all sorts of shit. The burdens of the well-hung... You know how it is:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I'm getting a special 'hammock' made for mine, for Christmas, in silk.
Marco.
Oh yes, I know how it is. I like the sound of the silk hammock - like the old saying goes, "Look after your knob and it will look after you". :) Also, I find eighties-style leg warmers also make good willy warmers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I’d have to be mighty hungry to eat that! Seems I had chocolate covered ants as a child, and didn’t mind. You’d never know they were in there. But just jamming spoonfuls of bugs in your mouth? Maybe it’s a good diet? Eat all you want! Never get fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Russell
No thanks. I'd rather eat broccoli
report says that it has more protein than beef (68g per 100g weight). What it failed to mention was that 100g of dry crickets would fill a skip.