once you're strapped
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once you're strapped
in the chair
of doctor frankenstein
for organ removal
steak and kidney
Brenda and Sidney
had severe regrets
After swapping genes:eyebrows:
in mutual transgender
Swapping, like blood-brothers
turned blues brothers
Wielding their axes
made of rubber
jonnies filled with
custard and ball-bearings
what a mess..
almost as bad
as bursting the
boil on her
bum so smooth.... :eek:
big plukey cheek
either side of
the best bit
popcorn in England
bestiality in Bristol
necrophilia in Newcastle
Bare-arsed boxing in....
Bradford, where Bertha
uses gladiators weapons
assaulting the unready
as substitute vibrators
there's no substitute :eyebrows:
for a double-ended
doesn't sound fun...
invite a friend
to your place
for some frolics
for the alcoholics
and the pets
are running free...
sniffing and licking
everything in sight
nooks AND crannies
just like grannie's
pea and ham
bad hangover complexion
like dry oatmeal
as face scrub
or bottie rub
bleeding good idea :rfl: