and fifteen minutes
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and fifteen minutes
of rampant nookie
hold the bells
my head hurts
Your purple dome? :eyebrows:
no a gnome
alone at home
waiting for dawn
she's a cracker!
a prawn cracker
smells like quim
said Mr Kipling
whist suckling a
a bulldog's boner
not to-be confused
with schleck stained
blast furnaces that
protrude awkardly upwards
and devilishly rakish
served with relish
served by nymphs
at McDonalds Drivethru
followthru more like
poopy droopy pants
laced with liquorice
takes allsorts to
make Bassetts colourful
hold very-tight please
and push firmly
along worthing sea-front
old ladies beasting
onlookers gawp at
flummoxing fatty flab
gladys shat herself
whilst sniffing Hermans
care home pants
filled with squishy
nora who snuck
in the dark
recesses of youth
gangland drug culture
pulling their hoods
beating their bishops
with gay abandon
and gingery genitals
scrutinizing scabby scrotums
pick a winner!
fantastically large prize
for piss poor
selections of wine-gums