liked to ram
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liked to ram
raid old grannies
Bobble hats and
Nora Batty tights
Sexily pre wrinkled
with sweaty gusset
fondled by Compo
reciprocated by Nora
causing Clegg's bigend
To get foggy
to violently self-combust
methane fart gas
pervaded the air
a ghastly gust
Must kill-the lust
balls will burst
Like cunniingly plans
lingus cunning, licky
more bad taste
for po-faced malcontents
savour the flavour
tongue in cheek
better than in
the gooey stuff
pre-coital leakage
post anal leakage
grab a cork
Ram it home
a stopper like
seal, producing back-pressure
resulting in emergency
butectomy by alien
named Derek from
planet Lustania Prime
round corner from
The fish-n-a-chip emporium
saveloy & large please
salt and vinegar?
ketchup and wally
Soaked in peas
better-than soaked in
Yellow toxic turdeys
rare or well-done?
al dente please
Please open wide
said the dentist
To the actress
while picking his
beak, flicking snot
over her cleavage