- some tough cookie!
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- some tough cookie!
that fat-arsed masochist
who boiled eggs
on his scrotum
egg balls said
his usual pish
and soggy chips
his tart served
chugnuts and dangleberries
baked, not crushed
buggered to buggery
was Bernie's botty
so buggered it
was dripping with
sloppy seconds from
his ragged rectum
alive with maggots
and abandoned shopping-trolleys
thats four words!
riddled with hyperbole?
that's an overstatement
my brain hurts
sitting on it
Mmm ladies first...
do your worst
with a headache
slip it in
all sneaky like :eyebrows:
up to yer-nuts
ball-deep in slime
I'll tell mum
wearing her bra
she already knows
where willys go
in which hole
The nearest one!
corn on-the job
or bob-a-job
Aahh willing shilling
Willing Wilma liked
being impaled upon
a humungous erecticus
proudly standing up
signalling its intent
to brutally ravish
old Hilda's dried-up
crinkle-creased foundation
infested with worms
that must hurt
like heavy petting