Gin soaked skipper
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Gin soaked skipper
inserted his dipper
up the sea-captain
thar she blows
He-has-a woman's bottom
arse about face
two extra cheeks
more to spank
Hot cross buns ;)
ouchy, very ouchy :eek:
Kiss-it all better
cool it quickly
dip in ice-bucket
causing droopy cookie
that's no use
until given abuse
A-Damn good slapping
for allowing limpness
Of the wrist
to interfere with
Her carpal tunnel
wide, deep and
hot and humid
With some mould
attached to edges
Of tunnel mouth
like Mersey tunnel
Tunnel of love
on my Wurlitzer
Juke Box Jury
a nice ride
On Marcos Brabus
at 150mph whilst
Smoking his pipe
full of crack
Inbetween puffs and...
a quick 'chug'
Wash your Hands
and remove the
stickiness form fingers
and solidified 'man-cream'
Before it Burns
ring of fire
kiss it better
jet of foam
a cheesy froth
of dirty bacteria
encircling your helmet
said fireman sam
who loved spam