Tell Me Something............Anything!

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Originally Posted by Beobloke

Eh, sorry? Selling surplus turntables? I don’t follow...

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Probably surplus to the other 57, or so, turntables he has.

Some people collect gold bullion, others collect turntables! Some have increased in value! A great way to keep your secret fortune hidden from the government.

Russell

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Originally Posted by Marco

I just had a rather satisfying little 'phut'... Short in duration, but with a long-lasting pong [and rather hot 'upon exit']! Might've left its unmistkable mark on the old scantyloons:D:eyebrows:

The aroma? Think rancid cabbage-water meets stagnant drains, with a soupçon of diarrhoea dribbles. I'm thinking of bottling it as a fragrance for Christmas!

Marco.

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At the very least, there are quite a few good words there, worthy of Three Words Daily :)

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Originally Posted by alphaGT

Some people collect gold bullion, others collect turntables! Some have increased in value! A great way to keep your secret fortune hidden from the government.

Russell

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Makes me wonder if any government has ever released LP's of "how to do your tax return" if they did, I think said turntables could also then be a deduction.

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Originally Posted by Marco

I just had a rather satisfying little 'phut'... Short in duration, but with a long-lasting pong [and rather hot 'upon exit']! Might've left its unmistkable mark on the old scantyloons:D:eyebrows:

The aroma? Think rancid cabbage-water meets stagnant drains, with a soupçon of diarrhoea dribbles. I'm thinking of bottling it as a fragrance for Christmas!

Marco.

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Debenhams may be interested. A bit of diversification in their fragrances dept. may be just the thing to keep them open. You'll need to come up with a good product name though, like 'Amnesia' or 'Phut n'adore'. Avoid names that give away its origin, like 'Eau de Wrexham Rectum' - just not classy enough.

How about 'Tang of the Valleys'?

'The unmistakable whiff of Wales' finest bottom-gas, matured in rusty drains for over 10 years'. I think it's a goer... I'm calling their buying department right now!!

Marco.

Odore di scoreggia

Si, certamente. Una bellissima scorreggiata, veramente puzzolente, come questo:

https://youtu.be/KBARvn3eJuo

Wrap yer nostrils around that, granddad!:D:lol:

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Marco

How about 'Tang of the Valleys'?

'The unmistakable whiff of Wales' finest bottom-gas, matured in rusty drains for over 10 years'. I think it's a goer... I'm calling their buying department right now!!

Marco.

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Is it unisex?

I'd have some in a heartbeat, but unfortunately I'm not keen on cabbage. Anita turns fifty in a few weeks and I'd like to get her something special so if you could hold off on the old cruciferous for a couple of days and do me a bespoke batch I'd definitely be interested.

Speaking of batches of noxious gas I notice I've just passed the 1900 mark - I'm aiming for 2,019 posts before 2019 arrives. Two dumps per day ought to do it.