wet and windy
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wet and windy
vindaloo repercussion warning
it's my chapati
and i-will-cry-if-i-want to
blab, blabby, blabberer
where's the kleenex
inside her knickers
knickers, knackers, knockers
said Zebediah Twine
whilst rolling snot
in Rizla papers
no fags here
or mincing bendaz
just the ladz
in pink tutu's
Desmond's barbers sell
pish-stained pink pantyhose
ripe for sucking
the sweaty gusset
of life's rich
flavoured pussy-dripping
with seafood sauce
and boiled horse
sprinkled with helmet-pâté
not forgetting thrush-cottagecheese
delicious, delectable, toothsome
my-teeth are condemned!
putrid, festering, decrepitude
worse than that
England scraped by
inch thick t*rds
poking out from
tense parted buttocks
that smiled serenely
awaiting imminent pummelling
smell that fear
inserting your spear
jousting with pork
caution Turd-Burglar alert
move away from
Benji, he's horny
toss him off
with sandpaper-wrapped gloves
Aaarrggggh you blackguard!
Careful hes wellard
chews spanners for-fun
fiddles with ferrets
and buggers badgers
nice chap, really
prefers pink pussies