beef and carrots
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beef and carrots
eaten by gannets
digested by strumpets
gobbled by trumpets
gobbled by strumpets:eyebrows:
swallowed without gulping
careful! avoid Salpingitis!
and stagnant fanny-batter
Mmmm Scampi Fries
and pork scratchings
she sniffed, as
Bassets launch Al-Megrahi
commemorative sweets, depicting
scenes of obesity
featuring various fatties
-ares with clotted
clots of clotness
Look - an egg!
smash them all
it's nearly Christmas
I hate christmas-baa-humbug
I have everybody :eyebrows:
you can have me anytime :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
up the chuffer
That isn't Bromance!
take Bromide daily
infused with man's-milk
pure gold top
move away from
that cadaver because
it spits bile
with rotating head
spawning terrifying nightmares
with pus filled
fusty gangrene-ridden toenails
reminiscent of 'EM87'
or rotten Gouda
cheese made backwards
mad 'e is, aaaaaaaaaargh
smells like feet:eek:
12 inches-is-1 foot
that'll do then
said Cindy, as
Barbie strapped on
her double-ended walloper
Ken got excited
about the imminent
Livingstone scuzz brawl
between female wrestlers
slippery and wet