excuse-of-a-cock
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excuse-of-a-cock
so small it
was barely visible
but massively potent
fertilising countless 'flowers'
brave little swimmers
over 10,000 now!
mine are trapped
in your wife's
hows your father
his loins straining
under the girth
of his massive
ego, ensuring that
sh*te album club
with crappy recordings
like fun loving
bi-girls, snogging their
hog roast mates
listening to jazz
Mmmm Nice..Welcome-to
the planet Uranus
where prog rools
Written in stone
with a feather
loaded with Quink
blotting paper handily
emblazoned with rodents
in blue uniforms
and 10-denier stockings
tightened with string
Chek mi bling
gold-plated knob-cap
big and shiny
frightening and grimy
grimey, grimmy! He
shit a Slimmy
infecting the limy
"Cor blimey!", said
me heads buggered
pass the vaseline
and let Brenda
massage till tender
before gently grilling
numb nuts with
Pâté de Campagne
time was when
girt big-uns ruled
nowadays it's all
fried or boiled