ooh eerr Mrs
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ooh eerr Mrs
don't be shy
Eat her Pie
nice crusty top
nice and juicy
meat and potato
wipe gravy chops
They're the tops
The Four Tops?Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
only one top (left)
Never hang level
Angle of Dangle
Like lopsided triangle
Half a rectangle
is better than
an old square
a dirty shirt-lifter
a pantie sniffer
Daz or persil
dissolves the skidmarks
Old Man Out
others only smear
their smegma on
the crotch area
its much hairier
after being soaked
and tentatively poked
with grass fertilizer
and rampant man-meat
hankering for dinner
chew on my
salsiccia fresca please
and side portion
creme de brie
encases your helmet
Frozen in time
giant ice todger
Protruding like stalagmite
and stalagmite not
Dropping like tights
ripped and violated
up the kyber
black hole of
Wrexham, near England
but far-enough away
for dress flouncing
in kinky sporran
underneath concealing a
tight leopardskin g-string
housing a surprisingly