due to friction
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due to friction
of surgical gussets
wrongly fitted buttons
just managing to
foul the opening
movie scenes in
sepia and red
3D image zoom
into the darkroom
and imprint print
of tomorrows news
Tories Gay Shocker
his nickname's cocker
brother of Cameron
Uncle Joe's mintballs
were smelling lovely
Shining like a
gigantic hairy green
Party activist on
a rusty penny-farthing
Campaigning for more
saddle sore blisters
For riding humpbacks
and bottlenosed dolphins
sadly under threat
Due to overriding
desires for extreme
Pot Noodle action
real gourmet nirvana
Maastricht bands induce
bouts of flatulence
Call emergency services (as we have started page 999) ;)
fire police ambulance?
probably all three
oooooooo one thousand !!
Cheating darts player
up your bullseye
and yer Japs-eye
Jocky at-the 'ockey
stroking his cocky
No ball games!
not even billiards
now you're snookered
probed through pocket
pot the pink
with long stick
deep screw and
flush her out
then pot brown
up her flange