Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

oily in taste

chew well before

swallowing in case

of small bones.

In the beginning

was the word

and Terry Christian

post "The Tube"

but before shutdown

of the Jobcentre's

Xenophobic

nightmare type staff.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Vinyl Grinder

Xenophobic

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Oi, it's THREE words daily, ya numpty! :doh:

:lolsign:

Marco.

Carrying on from Rob's contribution...



with funny hairstyles

and strange limps

armpits smelling 'fresh'

As a daisy

around a cowpat

I give up

said the Bishop

Bashing it again

"Gosh" said Simon

'Boinnnnnng' went Zebedee

and revealed his

lack of vocabulary.

and penchant for

dwarf vicar raping

oops! Misspelled rapping

no, that's raping :)

but nevertheless I

donned my johnny

cum-lately hat and


(hyphenation, is that allowed? :scratch:)

checked my handcuffs

(hyphenation is allowed :))

adjusted my codpiece

brushed my pubes

unravelled my pantyhose

inflated the doll

punctured from before

during enthusiastic wrestling

nevertheless I improvised

and used elastoplast

left over from

kinky cigarette burns

and hot Monica

with her ample

vulcanised love crease

tattooed alluringly with

instructions for use

"Rinse & lubricate regularly"

"do not smoke"