slapped his arse,
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slapped his arse,
severed his jugular
and ponced off
like a ponce
ready to pounce
on his birthday-cake
{Happy Birthday to me!} :eyebrows: ;)
decorated gaily with
girls in stockings
and sawn-off shotguns
shooting the enemy
with baked beans
(Happy Birthday Marco)
and many hy-phons
{Cheers, Jon!}
popping many hymens
singing many hymns
as the tip
at Chepstow, 2.30
was really a
pissed up mule
with an enormous
jobbey dangling from
the hangmans noose
with dirty prepuce
befitting right-wingers
and muffined mingers
, five goooooolden rings!
four chronic birds
riddled with Syphilis
eating small rodents
in mi kitchen
where nasty things
happen to weevils
that are stewed
(Great new Avatar Marco :lol:)
not quite a-stovepipe:lolsign:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
(It's a vinyl hat! :eyebrows:)
said Beteee to
the tallest hat!
and fattest helmet
Not the same. :eyebrows:
as a gobble
with turkey tanya
who swallows whole
pigs' testicles greedily
whilst deftly massaging
his neighbours knotty
but seriously decaying
gangrene-ridden festering foreskin
nom,nom,nom
she mumble as
she sicked her
vegetable Cup-a-Soup