smell of sardines
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smell of sardines
and farty sweat
soaked lycra smeared
with cinnamon sauce
and 'monthly jelly'
From the Deli
With free toothpick
bagsie the scabs
And manky pork
Said Miss Piggie
sniffing your cheesy
throbbing welsh rarebit
Tabasco sauce, sir?
toasted to perfection
get mouth around
crispy crusty bits
removing the flies
Better with buttons
fondle a Flake
Dunk a doughnut
Jam cream horn
blowing the froth
from her flange
revealing the custard
creams are stale
like yesterday's ale
minge needs washed
hose it down
she dont wear-em
allowing her-flaps freedom
of lip service
oral's her speciality
Tory party piece ;)
Cameron's rusty ring-piece
A good hard
punch he needs
nettle his privates
Some corporal punishment
takes a beating
Does some bleating (baahh):eyebrows:
a sheepish glance
as his buttocks
Covered in wool
prepared for parting
Lips against lips
spitting out pips
Exposing your whip
and purple-headed walloper
and plum bag
seeding the lawn