in past her
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in past her
yearning, yielding mound
signalling clitoral stimulation
no-time for-that malarky
I want my-tea!
and shirt ironed
or else I'll
buy a horse
bridle and whip :whippin:
you dirty biatch! :eyebrows:
saddle soap goes
all down your
rancid putrid pants
y- front when
the doorbell rings
come on in
shaven Suzy's standing
Pie in hand
offering a taste
that jack horner
couldn't resist thumbing
The 'slot' was
taken by force
all protests ignored
looting the booty
squirtin' ya seed
without any heed
slap her arse
and drop your
susceptibility for compassion
averting any soreness
by-ramming-her-rear
with Cornish pasties
whilst merrily singing
I get knocked-down
by Delia's cooking
and everyone dies
In custard
{Three Words Daily, daftee - not two!} ;)
Then Mavis entered
with cabbage breath
you kissed her
pert brussel sprouts
and I instantly
had an enormous
feeling of regret
and nervous anticipation
with premature infatuation
when suddenly my
buttock cheeks opened
with an outpouring