and carefully tweezered
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and carefully tweezered
In Brazilian style
gotta use Nair
For curly hair
over flange fitting
discard when empty
remember the brush
and dandruff remover
for use when
expected friends arrive
whos coming then
catching you inflagranti
embarrassingly compromised even
Kneading the poker
hontus whilst bending
to apply bandages
over the curry
and rice that
spattered over the
front of Nigellas
Big strawberry puddings
wobbled like jellies
icing nipples included
Bring it on
said Fanny Craddock
unzip yer stiffy
get the lube
over the body
said Jonny stuffing
His oats up
Fannys hot offering
frothy scoops of
tira mi su
you better hope ;)
pull ma puddin
powder my puff
spatter my muff
whilst oiling the
Gun barrel vigorously
prior to enthusiastic
shooting of charge
of light brigade
Raglan and Lucan
Eric and Ernie
enjoy a fumble
Slap and tickle
poger a Pringle
Ahh precious memories
of interfering with
ladies bike seats