make excellent Samosas
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make excellent Samosas
generating intestinal gas
that ifyournot careful
will asphyxiate parrots
with tinned carrots (vomit:lol:)
throat burning wretching
Oooh lovely Mavis
the cunning linguist
rapid bowel movements
turds freely passing
betwixt stagnent smegma
of cheesey concoction
purple dome gratin
Sounds-too good to-eat
cunninglingus flavoured meat
cunning stunts are-better
juicy pussy wetter
weird adult-nappy soaker
water sports obligatory
otherwise spanking ensues
mucchio golden showers
follows Sunday's heatwave
beware of flooding
double-up yer protection!
(ban hyphenated words)
(yes-i-agree-because-it-makes-it too easy)
just like de-flowering
a ladies garden
, her herb patch
with snail trails
signposting seafood city
cock prawn tails
dipped in lady-juice
the real Liebfraumilch
only with hairs-in
on cork mats
strategically positioned underneath
Aunt sally's teapot
whilst fervently fondling
her warm spout
while Worzel interchanged
his grubby head
glistening and purple-domed
fadge box pounder
balls hanging droopily
Tea bagging ready
for serious action
Aaahh yeaahhh Baby!!
take its girth
take it easy