as did his
Printable View
as did his
pink kipper tie
used to strangle
an MP maybe
who had exposed
his ornamental clackers
to the gnomes
on Hampstead Heath
bend over pumpkin
it's a shakedown
What's that dandruff?
scaly skin droppings
cascading floor-bound like
scalp snow, all
powdery and flaky
, like Human confetti
rancidly dribbling bile
like suppurating smegma
snot-gobbling magus
or clag hangers
dangling from pish-flaps
like beef curtains
meaty, but moist
tasting of mullett
down yer gullet
mine's a pint!
heaving, nay quivering
the frothy Guinness
of acid reflux
dissolving skin tissue
putrid musty purulence
with pernicious scrofula
resembled her armpits
stinking blubbery flesh
vegetarians would hate
whale meat again
sang Vera Lynn ;)
swigging the gin
legs open wide
showing her gracie-fields
with bluebirds over,
the white cliffs
of Bangladesh.
where Bengal tigers
eat small children
just for fun
and healthy living
high in fibre
with crunchy bones
and juicy spleens