preparing for spanking
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preparing for spanking
From love Godess
in suspenders and
Pink peekaboo underware
kinky boots and
Scarlet red fingernails
teasing the tip
not the tip?
said Father Ted
While in bed
going all red
Due to vigorous
wrist-action, causing callouses
and knobbly bits
causing big bulges
in your capacitors
Too much current?
up yir diode
leaking gooey stuff
losing some grip
of your sanity
or your vanity
Kneading hand polished
brass door knockers
till they bled
Buckets of goo
on Dick Dastardly
The mustacheo'ed rake
always preferred Muttley
I remember balloons
plenty on forums :D
for the popping...
Hot air Ones?
they are big..
huge gassy affairs
like some people... :D
Guilty as charged:(
I think not... :)
but his botty
Dead On Arrival
the stench was
similar to nectar
laced with cess
sweetened with pish
poisoned with placenta
was backward child
an arse-end delivery
piles of problems
Bunches of grapes
squeeze them hard