Sniff ya codpiece
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Sniff ya codpiece
savour the aroma
A rancid pavlova
Don't drop it
drop da-bass instead
and yer load
all over t'internet
fertilising un-kissed virgins
quivering and pulsating
like grinning AlexUK:lol::lol::lol::lolsign::lolsign::gig:
putting on his
something more comfortable :)
like a chiffon
Gryphon, stalking women
flesh wobbling fearfully
mentally undressing them
or just mental!
and dangerously unstable
nuclear reactor rods
mistaken for penis
by Mr Magoo
who eats spanners
while testing sig-images
alongside nylon pants
generating static electricity
In button mushrooms
sautéed by penguins
devoured by pigs
regurgitated by swans
lapped up heartily
by passing weevils
marching to Wrexham
for the free
back sack and-crack
All the trimmings
cock - a - leekie
toad in whole
batter in half
tinfoil-wrapped foreskin roasting
with laydee Jus
not unlike fish-sauce
somewhat sprat-like flavour
Jesus performed Mackerel's
with jimmy hendrix
who was judging
the knobbly knees
with mushy peas
and Fiona's fleas
scratch that itch
smack the bitch