Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

of fake produce

called bra padding :steam:

curdled man's milk

due to flatulence

and high temperature

resistant black frilly

crotchless long johns

incontinence pants, aren't

very fetching in

string cotton as

in nylon crochet

doesn't hold water

then have Gortex(c)

even your 'super-soakers'

and rubber 'onesie'

All require greasing

before the dolphins

rub against pole

dancing cock jockeys

going pole to-pole

and sausage roll

savoury finger food

finger lickin good

I smell sardines

Past sell-by date

damp scampi fries

Require a retouching

of sweaty gussets

leading to gallons

of pure solidified

extracted dirk milk

whiten your coffee-sir?

please, and sugar

Soapy wank afterwards?

With baby bishop

lathering you up

With clerical efficiency

OMG, what's *THAT*??? :eek:

Vicars tea party

Squirty-cream scone?

polishing your pulpit

caressing the congregation

from behind with

a fire extinguisher

to blast off

large red and

silly people verging

on being ridiculed

For their beliefs

in latex briefs