eats, shoots and-leaves
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eats, shoots and-leaves
giant, steaming mounds
of Daddy bear's
blood spotted phlegm
when i coughed :(
my balls exploded
over the wombats
who spit at
it's-all buck-and follocks
but no cakes
were delivered today
piss poor bakery
fumbling their buns
twanging their thongs
licking the skidmarks
tasty and nutritious
just like weevils
in a butty
with some putty
sounds abit slutty
and slightly nutty
slack as ninepence
were her pishers
full of cack
full of crack
and some breadcrumbs
Colonel slandered went
grabbed some chickens
and buggered some...
buckets with aplomb
massive spurting cream
numerous stiff appendages
gargantuan and solid
taking the bus
to Baker Street
for elementary pipe-smoking
and slippper wearing
whores with sores
poopy droopy draws
on siege mentality
stormed the chemist
clutching their groins
some leakage occurred
sentence was deferred
until Betty's beaver
was treated to
a huge portion
of vomit-wrenching surströmming
stench-stinking shark-meat
i'm herring things!