shaves your bollocks
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shaves your bollocks
like Elton John
knob shining brightly
ready for David's-bottom
to accept penetration
via tradesmen's entrance
back door boys :eyebrows:
and fudge packers
can get stuffed :violin:
every Thursday afternoon
boy fun for
arse lickers only
'cottaging' in toilets
semi-detached foreskins
revealing purple plunderer
from down under
belonging to kangaroos
with large didgeridoos
and ballooning bollocks
'what's that Skippy?'
swelling the Hemorrhoids
bunch of grapes
don't pick these
Suzy's got fleas
dirty wee dog
shiny giant pussy
polish it daily:eyebrows:
thoroughly tongue it
lick that bean!
massaged via phalanges
making you stiff
in more ways
than naughty nurses
having their way
risqué thread this
impose a ban
on all crossdressing
apart from horses
who remain allowed
to wear anything
that clashes with
donkey kong's thong
made to house
a very big
threat to women
with hairy quims
who promised much
, squirting their love-juice
over nearby 99-cones
Flake insertion imminent