a career-in bookbinding
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a career-in bookbinding
very, very, tight
like a virgins
furry little flower
ready for pruning
'trim her hedge'
black her eye
knurdle her knockers
to foil terrorist
ban the bomb :peace:
bum your mate
don't forget the
shop closes at
4.37am, just before
the milkman enters
his third turkey
pumping it brim-full
full fat yogurt
thus lubricating the
noisy slurping entrance
of Buck House
Buck that, it's
phil the greek
with some Taramosalata
delicately smeared on
old Maggie's flaps
not for turning
sour once the
puss ouzing scabs
leak their juice
on his prepuce
runny and steaming
take your time
savour the moment
or you'll die
before the stench
is too vile
to inhale without
a responsible adult
wearing irresponsible shoes
and edible pants
like all postmen
who lick seals
whilst performing Origami
I'm a Black-Belt
in fart sniffing
and tagnut removal
both, highly useful
to sex starved
pandas seeking relief