down his tights
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down his tights
exposing his enormous
scaly cod piece
needing a wash
with carbolic soap
due to corroded
rusty ball joints
ejector nozzle tip
they can dribble
catch the 'dewdrops'
in padded sac
wrapping your tongue
around it some
before tickling your
ear and there
other naughty bits
on yer tits
are fitted rings
and inflatable wings
lightening the load
of the cellulite-scars
shakin' that ass
NO!Stop shakin'
your spare tyres
are bouncy, bouncy
castles smeared with
smegma and salty
old dog do
Bagsie the white-bits!
Floating on top
of the mire
Some often spread
it on toast
Coz its melty
like runny snot
on-a cold day
it can drip
catch it with
your cupped hand
like lemon curd
Hhhhmmm the thought
of your ankles
deep in it
drives me insane
which is normally
how I am
Someone else's condition
of normality isn't
necessarily what you
expect the vicar