From storage sacks
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From storage sacks
time for tenaman
he's on strike
too pissed to
absorb warm wee-wee
and tonic water
creating 'house cocktail'
Called Tennents Lager
swallowed by zoomers
Just like me
a big swallower.....
takes the whole-girth
of the sausage... :eek:
That's called snorkeling
without a tank...
of lube to
get it going...
a dry start..
but wet finish
resulting in soggy...
bits and pieces
but big smiles
dry up when....
using some tissue
no more dribbles
wear some knickers
Commando is best
my commando-knife is
(yes. I've got one :rolleyes:)
Mine's bigger lol
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LsZ0ldfDex.../jaws+copy.jpg
my doctor told (me not to lift anything heavy) :eek:
My doc laughed:rolleyes:
at the size
of a huge
unlanced boil near
the sensitive parts
the bean zone
beside jelly baby
flick it now
flick-it hard baby
two girls together
like the twins
snogging whilst fingering
Their big hair
tongues exploring hidden
Lobes and grunge
a bit grimy
greasy and smelly
minge rinse needed
flap me sideways
said Batman tugging