producing plenty suds
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producing plenty suds
frothy, creamy and
cooling, stopping any
chafing manhole entrances
thoughts of slime..... :eek:
curdled man's milk
New toys coming
ones that whirr...
and violently vibrate
gaudy and gigantic
causing massive stretching
looking very fetching
Like a Labrador
in high heels
called shakey jake
born to scratch
A living at
professional underwear thief
Preferring pink silk
French knickers with
Long elasticated legs
with leather tie-straps
keeping it in
For German suspenders
like kinky lederhosen
for frau frankenshusage
likes a meaty one
Bratwurst, pay later
for your 'mustard'
Squeeze it hard
until it flows
out from under
that wrinkled old
black sticky sump
Fashioned tube-like thingy
fulfilling the role-of
a black adder
A white subtractor
a mathematical humbug
with gentleman sausage
on a stick
a right prick
with 'Gentleman's Relish'
drool, scoff, puke
blast with nuke
What a day
I had, rubbing
and firm scrubbing
my rather cheesy
Tongue and cheek