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unto mother earth
who farted loudly
leaving air cloudy
around her mother
the rancid intestinal-gas
which glowed illuminous
and smelled horridly
somewhat like drains
attached to my ass
stoppered with percy
showing no mercy
ripping the piss
feeling up Chris
careless hands costs
you the right
to have fingers
in sopping-wet pies
smelling of shite
and Turkish delight
what a fright!
Oooh I-just might
stand and fight
careful I bite
transvestite in tights
with lunch box
diplomacy he stuffed
a stiffened marrow
with in hand
flicked its 'bulb'
buried it's head
deep within the
corned beef hash
opposite her gash
bishops will bash
ballbags will rash
massage-in cream
reduces the inflammation
of the inflamed
thingy, which was
balbouse and stinky
reminiscent of mature
halitosis so vile
that the pong
closed Russia whilst
simultaneously evacuating the
bowels of virgins
spilling diced-carrots everywhere
not touched by
men of cloth
'Touching cloth' resulted